Sing along "We Don't Talk About Agile, No, No, No!"

We don't talk about Agile, No, No, No!
We don't talk about Agile... but

(Verse 1)
In the world of software, where change is the key,
There's a method called Agile, but we're breaking free.
It started with ideals that were simple and bright,
But lately, it's grown into quite a sight.

(Pre-Chorus)
With meetings and processes, it's become a chore,
We need a better way, let's explore some more.
It's time to break free from the old cage,
Let's turn the page and embrace a new stage.

(Chorus)
We don't talk about Agile, we've made it disappear,
Automating every practice, from first to the last.
With science and precision, we're making it right,
So say goodbye to chore, and welcome the light.

(Verse 2)
We started with Scrum and user stories in hand,
But now we're drowning in ceremonies, it's hard to understand.
The sprint reviews, planning, and daily stand-ups too,
Simplification's our aim, there's a better way through.

(Pre-Chorus)
With meetings and processes, it's become a chore,
We need a better way, that's what we're here for.
It's time to break free from the old cage,
Let's turn the page and embrace a new stage.

(Chorus)
We don't talk about Agile, we've made it disappear,
Automating every practice, from first to the last.
With science and precision, we're making it right,
So say goodbye to chore, and welcome the light.

(Bridge)
We're streamlining workflows, with efficiency in sight,
No more endless meetings, no more endless fight.
We're using data-driven insights, it's a brand-new dawn,
With HITEAM by our side, we'll be moving on.

(Chorus)
We don't talk about Agile, we've made it disappear,
Automating every practice, from first to the last.
With science and precision, we're making it right,
So say goodbye to chore, and welcome the light.

(Outro)
In the world of software, we're forging ahead,
With HITEAM as our guide, there's nothing to dread.
So let's leave behind Agile, with all its old strife,
And step into the future, where we'll transform life.